Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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woman's rights

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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