A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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