- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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