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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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