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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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