- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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