- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

your mom.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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