An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Women's Rights..

I'm going to Re-write History... History

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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