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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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