Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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