- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Burp

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

womens rights.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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