Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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