Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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GOODBYE

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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