What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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1+1=2

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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