- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

woman's rights

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

the economy.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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