- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

knock knock go away

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

drugs.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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