- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

kieran is a homosexual

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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