Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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