What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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