Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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