- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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