- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Roses are red, yup.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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