- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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