- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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