A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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my egg roll

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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