What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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black people swimming

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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HOLY COW!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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