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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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