knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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