What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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