- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

bite me

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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