whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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womens rights

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