Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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human centipede

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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