an american walks out of a strip club.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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