What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Good job, son.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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