- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Allah walked into AK Bar

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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