- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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