How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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