whats black white and red all over an abused child

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

an american walks out of a strip club.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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