An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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womens rights

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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