why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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