- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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