Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Burp

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

kkkk

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops