- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Once, I went to Peru.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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