What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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