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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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