Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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