- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*