Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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The Big Band Theory

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

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