Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Good job, son.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Man U

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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