- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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