Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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