What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

ure mama's so fat

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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