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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

2 black kids walk into school

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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