What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why so serious ?

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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