- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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