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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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