- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Fat? Jesse Z

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

salad days!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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