- Anti Joke

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

=3

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

I? Everett

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

human centipede

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

=3

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

I? Everett

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

human centipede

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

=3

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game