A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Fat? Jesse Z

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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