What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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