knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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