- Anti Joke

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"