Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Your mom is so old she died

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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