How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Maths.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Abortion

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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