- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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