Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Adam Chebali is awesome

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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