- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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