"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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