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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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