How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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