- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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