- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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