Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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White men's rights

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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