What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

outside your comfort zone

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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