Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Your Mom The End.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Anti Joke

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