An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Communism hehe xd

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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jews

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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