Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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