Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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