- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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