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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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