- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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