- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

outside your comfort zone

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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