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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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