Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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