- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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