- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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