- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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