- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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