why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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