- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What rhymes with milk...milf

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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