- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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