Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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