- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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