Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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