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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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