- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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