whats brown and sticky a stick

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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