- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What's stupid a light bulb.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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