- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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