Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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