- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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