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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Jack Stevens

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