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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

baloney sandwich

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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