1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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