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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

black chicken. kfc

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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