- Anti Joke

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Trump will make America great again.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

outside your comfort zone

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head